Memoirs - Bhaiyya is out of the flat

Its a Lazy afternoon a bit relaxtion from the "Mere Paas Kaam Hai" atmosphere...Again wings of creativity and winds of time drives the bird named Imagination from Sharda Annexe towards the green valleys of tenses of past...It flew sorry is flying (lets make present continous) over the ridges , beaches and priaries digging deep through my cerebrum...Here it lands on an apartment in Deshpandepuram where ppl are celebrating birthday of Harpreet Singh Gill at the time when minute and hour hands of a clock embraces each other.April 2k3..Words are fumbling and limping I cant be poetic like Debu or Kumar....let me write within my capabilities..
Those where times when we- the tenants of Anand Nagar flat had limited no of keys among us...6 PPl and 3 keys atmost.....Anyway that night when we were ready for a sleep we got the info that Harpreet Singhs bday is there and celebrations rather daru party is going to start at Polash Babus flat there at Deshpandepuram...Soumya da as aalsi as usual gave way to his incapability of a body to continue on a state of rest or of uniform motion unless an external unbalanced force acts on it (in short inertia according to the 1st Law of motion) and we : me,bhaiyya,Shaaash,Debu and Abhi had to leave him in a state of semi-sleep...Debu had a key...Shashwat had a key and the third key which was mine was hidden inside the cupboard......
Anyway next scene flat of Polash Babu ..Everybody is in celebration mood to bash out Sardaar on his birthday..Khandelwal and Shashwat doing some class act with Surds cell and the consequences added essence to the whole scenario..Some drinks stocks were there and we also had some bottle on our flat.To fetch this bottle Shashwat went with Abhinandan . It was very difficult to wake Soumya up who had already entered into the "prajna" or dreamles state of sleep (courtesy Hindu Mythology)...He suggested the fellows to lock the door from outside inoder to prevent any Non Maskable Interrupt on his sleep state..Anyway the door was locked from outside
Daaru party is gaining momentum at Polash babus flat...All the bewdaas peeping through kaleidoscopes of their paste times...All in all fun was going...Suddenly Bhaiyya was doped by the nidra devi and he was rushing to flat in no time...Party mood was back on the flat...Polash babu had some revealations (which can affect his nuptial so leave it)...Debu in his nashaa recieves some call which he answered using his ever confusing dialect draped with daaru effect....Anyway finally the party was concluded and me and Shash had a walk till home..The nishachar habit cultivated at the training time still lingered around us ad we walked leasurely towards home...We were just in front of the flat when suddenly noticed a familier figure with chashma walking toward us.. No sooner did the words "Hei the guy looked like Rajesh" fell from our mouth than we realized its conformity..The expression on his face can't be portrayed by the greatest of the poets (be it Keats of Shelly)....The silence followed for a few seconds was more disturbing than the loudest of the sounds.....I was sitting and laughing on the floor....The dialogue followed was classy "Rehman is dunayaa mein bhaathi bhaathi ke log baate hai...Kuch log Aswani Shashwat Hote hai ..Kuch log sachmuch Soumya Prosad Ghosh hote hain" (the real sentence had a pronoun at the place of all nouns before censoring)..Now comes the flash back....
Rajesh who was affected by the sleep godesess was hoping towards the flat in no time...Poor guy didn't know that the flat is locked from outside...He tried break in the wall of Soumyas sleep with the NMI conjured and requested the aalsi to get him the key which was present at the flat..In that state the probability of him finding a key is less than .01% and he proved it right..Rajesh tried to call Debu from STD booth (he had to walk for a km for that)...Debu couldn't make out what the situation is and so our hero decided to wait for us to come..He had slept a bit on one of the benches , took up the job of watchman for a while, had walk and was waiting patiently....Finally almost 200 mins of waiting came to an end when we guys found him in that peculiar state of mind..Cannot blame him also ;-) (maaf karo....) ..
So the next dialogue delivered by the character was "Tum log jaake so jaao ..Main 10 min ke baad aa jaaonga " (Inertia played his part again and this time Bhaiyya is the victim. )...Guilty feeling and Fear from an angry man catalyzed our dashing to the beds...We were hearing some dialogue after 15 mins "Aaaj neend to kharaab hogaya saale logon ke chalte..Ab to TV dekhenge"....

Aftermath
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Being out of the house when it was locked seemed to be an infinite loop in his life...Similar incidents were repeated when he was made to keep waiting for others to come and open the door....If chief Vitalstatistix has got the fear of sky falling on his head our hero have the fear of being himself out of the flat still waiting for somebody to open it for him....Only advice to him .."No point of being a keymaster..Juzz be ready to give some gaalis in Bihari accent".....Concluding this boring narration replying to his famous "Yeh sab doston ka pyaar hai" with "Bhaiyya jee we will make sure that hum log tumse aisa hi pyaar karte rahenge"